Camp Hemingway
By Robert L. Penick

They were out in the woods by the Fox River because a literary lion had fished there, then wrote about it. They were out there, two adjunct professors, getting strafed and bitten by every type of black fly and brown tick, plus numerous pests of varied and unknown species and genus. They were having a grand time, but it had only been four hours since they had unloaded the Subaru and set up camp. The tent was pitched and the fire circle was outlined with creek rock. Snatchko, the Ph.D. candidate, read from a nature manual.

“Poison Ivy is easily identified by its three-leaf configuration, similar to the hog peanut, but with a brutal bite.”

Elmwood
By Dirk Kortz

Elmwood was the kind of neighborhood where the homeowners took their garden gnomes and lawn jockeys seriously. I was a renter and didn’t pay much attention to the lawn or garden. My landlord didn’t seem to mind but he didn’t live nearby and some of the folks who did were less understanding. I had been living there for a couple of weeks when my northside neighbor, Mrs. Oswald, came over with a pound cake to welcome me to the neighborhood and, in the process, make a few indirect references to my negligence (such as noting that dandelions are “vile intruders”). My southside neighbor, Mr. Delaney, made his comments over the backyard fence; jolly encouragement that he soon realized was wasted on a man who did not understand the importance of yard ornaments, irrigation systems, and bug spray. The Bentleys, who lived across the street, pointedly ignored my wave whenever we happened to step out to pick up the morning paper at the same time.

Crows
By Hugh Behm-Steinberg

A crow, a big one, lands on the fence around the bins at the edge of the parking lot. I’m in our car, doomscrolling. It’s October, still broiling; I’m waiting in the only shady spot left, next to those bins, which stink, for my wife to finish her doctor’s appointment, which also stinks, because only patients are allowed right now in the medical center, stupid flu outbreak. The air conditioning only sort of works and the car engine overheats so I keep the windows down even though it’s awful. Everything’s awful. The crow looks at me; I’m trying to ignore it. The crow takes a hop onto the passenger side door, poking its head in.

“Hey!” I yell.

The crow, nonplussed, hops back on the fence, looks at me, looks away. Before I can roll the windows up, it hops right back over to my side.

Its black beak is as long as my middle finger.